Kafkagome's Fetish Attic Fishing Area, Djorven CUSTOMS

[Kafkagome Bekkers]

Hello and welcome! I am pleased to announce the existence of "Kafkagome's Fetish Attic Fishing Area!" We have been around for some time, but formerly, Custom Fish List updates were handled differently

Also, I am more than happy to answer any queries and address any concerns...I am frequently available inworld, and strive to answer any IM that isn't capped. Overnight and during real-life workdays I am liable to be away from the keyboard, and will respond at my first opportunity.

The current fishlist is as below; I hope to maintain the latest list in this thread, and a notcard containing the latest fishlist is available at my fish area by clicking the glowing salmon-colored pylon

A new fish currently under development is the FishWitch...I expect to have it available within a week or two

Updated Saturday, March 14, 2009

Kafkagome's Fetish Attic Fishing Area--Owned and operated by Kafkagome Bekkers

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Djorven/52/154/51

Yes we have custom fish!

"Kafkastuff Djorven" items are non-scripted accessories.

CUSTOM FISHLIST:

Kafkafish Djorven - Common Analog Fish
Kafkafish Djorven - Common Herring Roll Mops
Kafkafish Djorven - Common Salt Water Taffy
Kafkastuff Djorven - Common White Castle Vintage Hamburger Box

Kafkafish Djorven - Uncommon Corndog
Kafkafish Djorven - Uncommon Nondescript Carcass
Kafkafish Djorven - Uncommon Red Herring
Kafkafish Djorven - Uncommon White Castle Vintage Hamburger Box

Kafkafish Djorven - Rare Cheesedogs
Kafkafish Djorven - Rare Model 38 Kafcorp Outboard Motor
Kafkafish Djorven - Rare Gefilte Fish
Kafkastuff Djorven - Rare Friendly Helpful Eel (wear me)

Kafkafish Djorven - Ultrarare Model 51 Kafcorp Outboard Motor
Kafkafish Djorven - Ultrarare Model 39 Kafcorp Outboard Motor
Kafkafish Djorven - Ultrarare Merrimac
Kafkastuff Djorven - Ultrarare Jackal Head Canopic Jar
Kafkastuff Djorven - Ultrarare Shoulder Parrot Skeleton!

Kafkafish Djorven - SUPERULTRARARE Model 52 Kafcorp Outboard
Kafkafish Djorven - SUPERULTRARARE * Z A R D O Z *
Kafkafish Djorven - SUPERULTRARARE MIRACULOUS TOAST!
Kafkastuff Djorven - SUPERULTRARARE Terminator Parrot (wear)

ADDED SINCE LAST UPDATE:
3/14/09:
Kafkafish Djorven - SUPERULTRARARE MIRACULOUS TOAST!
Kafkastuff Djorven - SUPERULTRARARE Terminator Parrot (wear)
Kafkastuff Djorven - Ultrarare Shoulder Parrot Skeleton!

1/30/09:
Kafkafish Djorven - Uncommon White Castle Vintage Hamburger Box
Kafkastuff Djorven - Common White Castle Vintage Hamburger Box
Kafkastuff Djorven - Rare Friendly Helpful Eel (wear me)
Kafkastuff Djorven - Ultrarare Jackal Head Canopic Jar

1/25/09:
Kafkafish Djorven - SUPERULTRARARE * Z A R D O Z *

[Kafkagome Bekkers]

Two announcements!

1. The Fetish Attic Fishing Area now has a partnership with R&L Wharf, operated by LustBaby Nightfire! Four special-edition Kafkafish are available in her waters, each boxed in a currently exclusive Postcard/Box!

This handsome Postcard/Box in itself will make an amusing addition to your 7Seas Fishing collection.

Kafkafish Volkov - Common Herring Roll Mops
Kafkafish Volkov - Uncommon Nondescript Carcass
Kafkafish Volkov - Rare Model 38 Kafcorp Outboard Motor
Kafkastuff Volkov - Ultrarare Jackal Head Canopic Jar

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Volkov/104/98/28


2. THE FISHWITCH COMETH!

The FishWitch is now available at the Fetish Attic fishing area! It is a "Rare" catch, and available NO PLACE ELSE!

Stalk the wily FishWitch!

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Djorven/56/144/52

[Kafkagome Bekkers]

Yes, it's easy to dis Linden Labs for their unavoidable shortcomings in providing an intensive, broad-bandwidth internet hosting service of immensely unfathomable complexity...

So I've decided to add my own digs with the "Common Linden Labs Server Component." It's a small build of some complexity, loosely based on the Analog Fish, and it's available NOW as a COMMON CATCH!

Also included in this update are a handfull of other offerings! Most of the "Kafkastuff" is modifiable, in the event you would like to make it larger or smaller, add scripts to it, or attach it to your avatar or some article of clothing such as a prim belt, hat, tail, or paw or some other part of the body!

Happy fishing!

ADDED SINCE LAST UPDATE:

4/15/09:
Kafkafish Djorven - Common Linden Labs Server Component
Kafkastuff Djorven - Common Bone (wear-left hand)
Kafkastuff Djorven - Common Pack o' Kools
Kafkastuff Djorven - Common Pack o' Marbs
Kafkastuff Djorven - Common Toy Soldier

Kafkastuff Djorven - Uncommon Holiday Pipe Mixture 1 3/8-oz box
Kafkastuff Djorven - Uncommon "Greetings" Souvenir Postcard

3/31/09:
Kafkastuff Djorven - Common Black and White Kafcorp AA Battery

Kafkafish Djorven - Uncommon Operating-Temperature Analog Fish
Kafkastuff Djorven - Uncommon Industrial Green KafcorpAABattery

Kafkastuff Djorven - Rare Red and White Kafcorp AA Battery

[Kafkagome Bekkers]

Hi! I've got a new crop of fishing-area goodies...

The Coffee Boss and Georgia Emerald Mountain Blend are two of my favorite brands of canned coffee from Japan, and have been painstakingly rendered into SL for your drinking pleasure. If you "wear" them, they are scripted with a drinking animation (which might not be evident if you are using an animation overrider [AO]).

The Cyber Doll Camera Eye is a prim that is worn on your right eye...some fitting and adjustment might be required to fit it properly to your avatar if you've an unusual shape. Of course the eyes are available in different colors

5/14/09:
Kafkastuff Djorven - Common Kafkorp 3-Stooges weight
Kafkastuff Djorven - Uncommon Voodoo doll
Kafkastuff Djorven - Rare COFFEE BOSS! Wear me ^^
Kafkastuff Djorven - Rare GA Emrld Mt Blend coffee! Wear me ^^
Kafkastuff Djorven - Rare Gris-gris bag, chicken foot
Kafkastuff Djorven - Ultrarare BK Cyber Doll Camera eye (wear)

[Kafkagome Bekkers]

Added today:

Kafkafish Djorven - Uncommon Kingfish (White)
Kafkafish Djorven - Rare Kingfish (Black)
Kafkastuff Djorven - Rare GREEN Vintage Lawnchair w/pose
Kafkastuff Djorven - Rare RED Vintage Lawnchair w/pose
Kafkastuff Djorven - Ultrarare AQUA Vintage Lawnchair w/pose

Imagine how suave you'll look sitting in one of our exclusive Kafcorp Vintage Steel Lawnchairs! Available noplace else...well, you can buy them in our store in New Toulouse...but fishing, you can catch them for FREE!

[Kafkagome Bekkers]

Come to Djorven for KRAKEN MANIA!

Just for showing up, you can click and grab our freebie exclusive Djorven Kraken shirt...and if you stay and fish, you just may catch one of the Djorven Krakens!

We've also added a shirt with our exclusive postcard graphic on the front!

Come by and complete your Kafkafishing collection...also, there may be other freebies scattered about the parcel....

Kafkastuff Djorven - Free Kraken Souvenir Shirt
Kafkastuff Djorven - Uncommon Greetings From Shirt
Kafkafish Djorven - Ultrarare Djorven Kraken!

[Kafkagome Bekkers]

Kafcorp, a subsidiary of Kafkagome's Fetish Attic, has opened up a fishing area at its company store in New Toulouse!

New Toulouse is a wonderful themed sim of New Orleans during the time period of 1890 to 1920...but you do not have to wear period clothing to shop, fish, or just enjoy the environs! Come as you are (but not naked, please [unless your avie is of a sort that has no exposed genitals and does not require clothing, such as a robot or a furry with no exposed bits]).

http://slurl.com/secondlife/New%20Toulouse/191/158/24

Yes we have customs! At this time, the customs in New Toulouse are completely unique to New Toulouse, and available noplace else. None of the Djorven customs are available in New Toulouse, although in the future, some may be retired from Djorven and moved to New Toulouse.

Since these fish are unique to New Toulouse, there aren't very many at the moment--however, you can step in, fish, and be among the first to catch them! You can get a jump start on building the whole collection, while also enjoying the regular 7Seas catches

Current catches available at the Kafcorp Company Store Fishing Area in New Toulouse are:

Kafcorp Stuff NToul - Common Absinthe spoon ornate
Kafcorp Stuff NToul - Uncommon Absinthe "Word" spoon
Kafcorp Stuff NToul - Rare La Fey Absinthe spoon
Kafcorp Fish NToul - Ultrarare Sputnik

Hey, who doesn't want a personal Sputnik orbiting around their head?

Strangely, there is no water immediately on the parcel--I hope to add a barrel with water in it later. The fish servers are located in the alley, and if you want to be comfortable, feel free to sit on the 3rd-floor porch with its comfortable chairs and wonderful views of sun- and moonrises!

Happy fishing!

[Kafkagome Bekkers]

NEW TOULOUSE:

A new crop of customs to round out those available in our new fishing area in New Toulouse!

We are particularly proud of the Mongonian Patrol Ship, a sleek spacecraft rendered in shiny steel--a wonderful accent to any Steampunk outfit!

Kafcorp Stuff NToul - Common La Fee Absinthe Bottle
Kafcorp Stuff NToul - Common Ramses Condom Tin
Kafcorp Stuff NToul - Common Sheik Condom Tin

Kafcorp Stuff NToul - Uncommon Ball Peen Hammer

Kafcorp Fish NToul - Ultrarare Mongonian Patrol Ship

[Kafkagome Bekkers]

Halloween is HERE!

Both in Djorven and New Toulouse, exclusive holiday catches have been made available--better get them fast, because they're going to be retired on November 1 of this year!

NEW TOULOUSE:
Kafcorp Fish Ntoul - Rare Deluxo Pumpkin '09
Kafcorp Fish NToul - Rare Herring Fishwitch '09
Kafcorp Fish NToul - Ultrarare Calabaza con Fuego '09
Kafcorp Fish NToul - SUPERULTRARARE HALLOWEEN Patrol Ship '09

DJORVEN:
Kafkastuff Djorven - Common Jack O' Lantern '09
Kafkafish Djorven - Uncommon Candycorn Fish '09
Kafkafish Djorven - SUPERULTRARARE Djorven HALLOWEEN Kraken '09

That's 47 Fishing days until these customs are gone forever.

I feel the Patrol Ship and the Kraken are emblematic of New Toulouse and Djorven, respectively--so they've been given festive recolors for the Halloween season, and I think they look pretty badass in black and orange! The pumpkins and herring fishwitch are a lot of fun.

The Calabaza con Fuego is a burning pumpkin that orbits your head. In addition to the regular 7Seas Open-fish functions, you can turn the flames off by typing in open chat, "sin fuego," and reignite the flames by typing "fuego." If you forget these commands, you can remind yourself by right-clicking the pumpkin, selecting "Edit," and reading the "Description" field at the top of the edit window--the commands have been noted there.

There are now a total of 19 customs at New Toulouse, and 50 customs in Djorven--making for a total of 69 distinct custom fish available!

Fish hard!

[Kafkagome Bekkers]

A few more fishy additions....

NEW TOULOUSE:

Kafcorp Stuff NToul - Common Cockroach

Kafcorp Fish NToul - Uncommon Swimming Cockroach
Kafcorp Stuff NToul - Uncommon Green Marble Urn
Kafcorp Stuff NToul - Uncommon Select Smoking Herring (wear me)

Kafcorp Fish NToul - Rare COPPER Mongonian Patrol Ship
Kafcorp Fish NToul - Rare Kafcorp X-1 Rocket

Kafcorp Fish NToul - Ultrarare Kafcorp Flying Wing

Kafcorp Fish NToul - SUPERULTRARARE Fine Kettle o' Fish
Kafcorp Stuff NToul - SUPERULTRARARE Space Missile Cruiser

The SUPERULTRARARE Space Missile Cruiser is an impressive build, with 103 prims! (It would be otherwise be less...but each missile warhead that it is bristling with is a separate prim >:D ) The Kettle o' Fish is a very polished build, if I do say so myself #^^#

DJORVEN:

Kafkastuff Djorven - Uncommon Shirt Halloween '09 --to be retired on November 1!!!

Happy Halloween! It'll be here before you know it --____^